All righty, everyone. Get ready for this week’s “The Day After” dissecting the craziest, shark-jumpingest week in The Voice history. (If you’re not familiar with what went down on the totally bonkers top 10 results night, I suggest you click here first, because there’s a lot to unpack.) Season 9 finalist Jeffery Austin and I are here to break it all down for you, and answer/pose all your burning questions:

Was it wrong to allow Reagan Strange to compete in the Instant Save singoff, when she was actually unable to, you know, sing? Were there other ways producers could have handled the unusual situation? What was up with Dave Fenley’s (since-deleted) tweet that Reagan had “no illness”? Why was Reagan wearing a bathrobe? Just how “under the weather” was she? Is Adam Levine actually made out of garbage? Will the ensuing backlash from this week doom former frontrunner Reagan during next week’s quadruple-elimination? Is Sarah Grace a spawn of the Devil? (No, she’s not, relax.) If Jeffery had been in the bused DeAndre Nico’s shoes, what would he have done? And so on.

Enjoy our spirited, shady, and liberally F-bombed conversation above, and if you prefer the (more PG-rated) written word, you can check out my Voice recaps on Yahoo Entertainment right here. PS: Thanks to our good American Idol friends, Blake Lewis and Brandon Rogers for our snazzy new theme song!