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Don’t Go Away Mad: Mötley Crüe Say Goodbye By

If Mötley Crüe is a band with nine lives, then they cashed in on number eight a long, long time ago — and somehow kept on going. Since forming 33...

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Come Fly The ’80s Skies With Delta, Teddy Ruxpin & ALF By

Ah, the ’80s. Air travel was so much radder back then. Billy Idol might crash your flight, serenade you, and facilitate your marriage proposal. Liquids were so permissible, you could bring an...

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What to Expect From Keyboard Cat’s Puppy Bowl Halftime Show By

Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers are set to play this Sunday’s Super Bowl halftime show, and while they’re sure to deliver a phenomenal performance, fans who don’t...

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Catchella! Kitties Playing Theremins By

New York’s finest, the Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, are set to play Coachella this April, and as you JSBX fans already know, Mr. Spencer plays a mighty mean Theremin. Observe...

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Julie Brown’s 30-Year-Old ‘Homecoming Queen’ Has Not Aged All That Well By

This week, I was cruising through the Valley listening to the always endlessly, randomly entertaining Jack FM, when “The Homecoming Queen’s Got A Gun” came on. The 1984 novelty song,...

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Come On Get Unhappy: Reuben Kincaid Has Died By

Everything I learned about band management and the music biz, I learned from Reuben Kincaid, the long-suffering Svengali of beloved ’70s sitcom band the Partridge Family. Reuben never got to...

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Do You Remember The First Time?: The Moog Cookbook By

As the new millennium and all its promise of hoverboards and threats of Y2K meltdown came hurtling towards us back in 1996, the Moog Cookbook arrived in their proto-Daft Punk...

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Todrick Hall’s Fake Movie ‘Mean Boyz’ Needs To Be A Real Movie By

Perhaps unintentionally coinciding with the 10th (yes, TENTH) anniversary of Mean Girls, Lindsay Lohan has announced that she’s starring in a new reality show on Oprah Winfrey’s OWN network. Well,...

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Detroit Rock Kitty! Hello Kitty Takes On Eminem By

Eminem recently released the music video “Rap God,” which spoofed ’80s icon Max Headroom. Now, in the viral Taiwanese video “Cat God,” Max’s fellow ’80s icon Hello Kitty is spoofing...

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Introducing…Gagalera! Xtina & Gaga Are The ‘Voice’ Finale’s True Winners By

So on last night’s The Voice Season 5 finale, Jamaican powerhouse Tessanne Chin won. Congrats, Tessanne. A much-deserved victory, indeed. But Ms. Chin was completely upstaged by two other mega-divas last...

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