Jeffery Austin was supposed to take a tennis lesson this week, but it got rained out at the last minute, so we had plenty of time for the Wimbledon of realty podcasts: nearly TWO HOURS of us making a racket (see what I did there?) about about the final auditions of the current American Idol and Voice seasons, Trump: The Rusical, wine allergies, Linda Perry, Jacquie Lee, Danny Gokey, Robbie Turner, Todrick Hall, Oprah, PaleyFest, racism within the RuPaul’s Drag Race fanbase, 90-Day Fiancé, reality TV sob stories, I Love New York, Flavor of Love, Chocolate Flavor of Love, Raya dating, fictional dead cats, and our picks for Idol, The Voice, and Drag Race going forward.

If you prefer the written word, you can check out my Voice, Idol, and Drag Race articles on Yahoo Entertainment right here. And please enjoy our “The Day After” theme song by our American Idol pals Brandon Rogers and Blake Lewis, too!