Hello hello hello! Welcome back to the Pork Chop Loading Dock. My “The Day After” cohost Jeffery Austin and I missed last week’s taping, so this week’s podcast is twice as nice, as we dive into two episodes, apiece, of RuPaul’s Drag Race U.S. and Drag Race U.K. We are serving you an adequate podcast, made of words. Vintage? No. Elegant? No. Still stuck on both series? Bloody hell yes!

From last week’s mostly disappointing Bag Ball (in the words of Violet Chachki: NO), Kandy Muse/Tamisha Iman Untucked drama, goodbye to  Trade of the Season™ Joey Jay, and Tia Koffi’s iconic behavior, to this week’s disco herstory lesson, emotional Tamisha farewell, sweet ‘n’ sour Ginny Lemon “elimination,” and my crush on my Trade of the Season™, Bimini Bon-Boulash, we cover it all.

Have a listen, and special thanks to our American Idol pals Blake Lewis and Brandon Rogers (whose Season 6 Idol co-star Jordin Sparks was just revealed on The Masked Dancer) for our funky theme song. If you prefer the written word, check out my Drag Race, American Idol, The Voice,  Songland, America’s Got Talent, Masked Singer, and Masked Dancer articles on Yahoo Entertainment here!